The Brits
So the Brits tonight… and live! For the first time since Sam “I’m-a-stupid-plastic-vile-bint” Fox and Mick “It-was-all-the-plastic-vile-bints-fault” Fleetwood. It’s a shame that chose Twat-features Brand to host it.
As much as I love music I’ve never really been in the Brits. In my mind they don’t seem to represent true public feeling (other than those voted for by the public) but the views and feelings of the industry.
Anyway, there are the awards and who is up for them. In BOLD is who I WANT to win and in italics is the person I think will win.
Oh and… Lily Allen should not win anything!!! Please god don’t let her win… or Sandi Thom!
British Male Solo Artist
James Morrison
Jarvis Cocker
Lemar
Paolo Nutini
Thom Yorke
British Female Solo Artist
Amy Winehouse
Corinne Bailey Rae
Jamelia
Lily Allen NO NO NO!!!
Nerina Pallot
British Group
Arctic Monkeys
Kasabian
Muse
Razorlight
Snow Patrol
MasterCard British Album
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Arctic Monkeys Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not
Lily Allen Alright Still PLEASE GOD NO!
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
British Single
5 nominees decided by commercial radio hit40uk and The A List listeners. Winner chosen by radio and TV viewing audience live on show night
Corinne Bailey Rae Put your records on
The Feeling Fill my little world
James Morrison You give me something
Kooks She moves in her own way
Leona Lewis A moment like this
Lily Allen Smile PLEASE GOD NO!!!
Razorlight America
Sandi Thom I wish I was a punk rocker PLEASE GOD NO!!!
Snow Patrol Chasing cars
Take That Patience
Will Young All time love
British Breakthrough Act
Winner chosen by Radio 1 listeners
Corinne Bailey Rae
Fratellis
James Morrison
Kooks
Lily Allen
British Live Act
Nominees chosen by a panel of experts in association with The Live Music Forum. Winner chosen by Radio 2 listeners
George Michael
Guillemots
Kasabian
Muse
Robbie Williams
(I haven’t put any bold because of the bits I’ve seen they were all shit in concert!)
International Male Solo Artist
Beck
Bob Dylan
Damien Rice
Jack Johnson
Justin Timberlake
International Female Solo Artist
Beyonce
Cat Power (WHO?)
Christina Aguilera
Nelly Furtado
P!nk
International Group
Flaming Lips
Gnarls Barkley
Killers
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Scissor Sisters
International Album
Bob Dylan Modern Times
Gnarls Barkley St Elsewhere
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Killers Sam’s Town
Scissor Sisters Ta Dah
Winner chosen by MTV Spanking New Music viewers
International Breakthrough Act
Gnarls Barkley
Orson
Raconteurs
Ray Lamontagne
Wolfmother
Outstanding Contribution to music
Oasis Big Brother NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! What is it with people? Oasis are shit! They are just a parody of the Beatles with bad language and bad attitude! There is more original musical talent in my book shelf than in this group of tossers!
