100 Things - Part Two
As I found it so liberating yesterday I have decided to do it again.
1. Since deciding to do this again I am constantly questioning why.
2. I am surprised I didn't get more questions about things on the list yesterday.
3. I don't think I'd have answered many of them anyway.
4. After talking with Row about "The Nun" in comments I heard her on and off all night.
5. My parents don't know about The Nun and just thought I was weird.
6. I question what I write in case I haven't told Brad.
7. I don't think my friends, on or off here, realise how loyal I am.
8. I am desperate to hear from someone in connection with the girl on the bridge. I want to know how she is.
9. I can't abide Tesco's own brand filter coffee. It is obviously made from robusta and it tastes like shit. It is the only coffee we have in the house.
10. I have this morning shaved off some of my goatee and given myself a "I Know My Name Is Earl"/Morgan Spurlock moustache. It will not be staying.
11. A builder saw me naked this morning. It is not something either of us enjoyed.
12. I have never pee'd in a shower or swimming pool.
13. I hate socks and have a general dislike of shoes and would spend my life barefoot if I could.
14. If I have breakfast I cannot leave the house for 30 minutes unless my journey is less that 20 minutes and the destination has a suitable toilet because 25 minutes after eating breakfast I'll need a poo.
15. Doing this and yesterdays list has been very uplifting. It is almost like confession. I may do it weekly but only list the things I've done during the week.
16. I believe I have become unemployable. I treat this as a positive thing.
17. I would do anything for Brad. Quite literally anything.
18. I have seen many dead bodies.
19. My sense of humour ranges from infantile to sick.
20. I have a will but noting to leave.
21. I caught my father kissing another woman at my house warming.
22. There are more productive things I could be doing with my time other than this list but the probably won't be as enjoyable.
23. I am allergic to citrus fruit.
24. And tomatoes.
25. And cinnamon.
26. It was only in my last job that I found out being treated fairly in work. I miss that job.
27. My nan was a strict Methodist.
28. I laugh if I'm being told off.
29. Three weeks before moving to Ireland I had my ankle put in a cast because I damaged the tendons around my heel while putting a casserole dish away.
30. I once skipped an entire Saturday by sleeping through it after doing a number of double shifts to cover other people.
31. I believe that I am one of the worlds great stage and screen directors and have excelled at those productions I have done. Hollywood will be sorry to lose me, if they every find me.
32. I am petrified of moths and butterflies.
33. I believe that ants will and are planning to take over the world.
34. I hate the phrase "okey dokey" because of what it reminds me of.
35. I have been arrested a number of times.
36. In the 29 days between splitting up with Stuart and meeting Brad I spent 27 of them drunk.
37. I have broken all of my toes and all but one finger and one thumb.
38. I think I could drive anything well.
39. I had a nipple ring pulled out in a fight.
40. I once stitched a celebrity nipple after he'd had the same thing happen to him.
41. I have problems saying certain words and often have to pause slightly before I say them.
42. I think Wolverine is the worst X-Men Character but I don't have a favourite.
43. I left home when I was 16 and lived in a bed-sit.
44. I say "Oooh I hate [insert name here]" when I really mean "I don't really like..."
45. My hatred is reserved for people who truly deserve it.
46. I lost my virginity the day before my 13th birthday.
45. I used to collect caps.
46. I know more about fashion that people think, I just don't see why I should follow it.
47. I still giggle at Pam St. Clement.
48. I think Mark Wootten is a comedy genius.
49. I think Nick Frost (comedian/actor - not news-reader) is very cute.
50. I believe if I entered the X-Factor I'd get to go to my judges boot camp but wouldn't make the final 12. I may be very very wrong.
51. I once entered Star In Your Eyes as Peter Cunnah from D:Ream. I was told I had a good voice but am not a good impersonator. I think she was just trying to be nice. I nearly went on as Darren Hayes a few years later.
52. I have a friend who can smell when snow is coming. She has never been wrong. I am jealous of her talent.
53. I have absolutely no sense of direction.
54. I have made various people believe that Shania Twain is really Sharon McTwain from Glasgow.
55. I once convinced someone I was ten years old than I actually was and was part of the witness protection programme.
56. I have been stuck on this one for about 20 minutes.
57. My nan once told me that our family has a big secret. She never said what it was but I think my mother knows and I don't think she'll ever tell me.
58. If God appeared and said "You can have one member of your family back but you must give me a family member to replace them with," I know exactly who I'd choose.
59. I do not believe in God but have no problem with those that do. Each to their own. Faith and belief can be a big help at times.
60. Brad and I get through more bread than anyone else I know.
61. I quite often know exactly what I want to say but don't know how to say it.
62. I get disappointed when the post man drives past our house but I hate junk mail.
63. I tried to get two cups of coffee out of one serving of Tesco own brand filter coffee. It has gone from shit to piss. In taste and looks.
64. I am never truthful on shoppers surveys if they get any part of my name or address wrong.
65. I don't understand how woman find anything pleasurable from anal sex.
66. I would love to see a boy take the Brownies/Guides to court for discrimination and a girl do the same to the Cubs/Scouts.
67. I think the age of consent for sex should be 16 across the board. Not gender and sexuality biased bollocks it is now.
68. As much as I'm for a womans right to an abortion I think the father should have a say in the matter.
69. I don't know it's because of the deafness but I hear the wrong song lyrics quite often. I'm quite sure Barry White sings "I'm like a deaf man who can't get laid!"
70. I think Celine Dion is ugly. I'm sure she thinks I'm stunning.
71. You've got my tankard.
72. Miss Whiplash hates me.
73. I used to get very intimidated by people I "fancied."
74. An ex once gave me real heart (I don't think it was human) and said "this is mine, take it and don't ever break it, just be honest and give it me back when you no longer want it." I handed it straight back.
75. I do not believe in newspaper/magazine astrology and think they are all crap. How can someone know what one twelfth of the worlds population is going to do on one certain day? We can't all meet a tall dark stranger and win a bag of doritos!
76. I think I'm taller than I actually am.
77. Because of my issues with birds (see yesterdays list no.30 ) I often have difficulty actually seeing them in the air because my brain doesn't believe they can be there.
78. A number of years ago I got angry and kicked a billboard. The wood bounced back and hit me and threw me to the floor and I broke my arm.
79. I would love to join the Masons just to see what they do.
80. I think Dan Brown is a talentless plagiarists with no imagination.
81. I agree with Randall Graves and his description of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
82. I don't think people take my liking of football seriously and think I only watch for the footballers. I know absolutely nothing about football I just enjoy watching it... but only the World Cup really and I think that is only because I love the atmosphere.
83. I don't think we'll ever know who actually used Llwnt first. I say Juzzzy, he says me.
84. I played Amos in a college production of Chicago.
85. I hate making tea in a cup and would rather make a pot full and only have one cup out of it than put a tea bag in a mug.
86. I hate tea bags.
87. I think Hillie (one of the dogs) knows exactly what I'm saying to her.
88. I think Eddie (another one of the dogs and Hillie's brother) is officially a retard.
89. This conversation once took place that still makes me laugh:
Her: What do you do?
Me: I'm a juggler.
Her: What's that? Is it like a doctor?
Me: Yes. Of clubs and balls.
90. I once fell off a bus-stop while spinning to turn into Wonder Woman.
91. When I've done this list I'm going to play Mario on the Wii to see if I like it.
92. The top ten most played songs on my iTunes starts with Kiss You Off by the Scissor Sisters at number one ends with If You Could Read My Mind by Studio 54 at number ten.
93. I use more pepper than salt.
94. I think Herbet Brenon is one of the greatest film directors ever.
95. I like my tea weak but my coffee strong.
96. My Nan would have been 96 last Wednesday.
97. I believe a good radio host should make me feel like he or she is talking directly to me.
98. I can't believe I've got this far.
99. This only took a couple of hours unlike yesterdays that took most of the day.
100. One of my favourite quotes is "If you live to be 100 I hope I live to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live a day without you."
