100 Things - Part 3
1. I have to wonder if my life is that empty that I have to write lists!
2. I've been up 45 minutes and have had three cups of coffee so far.
3. I know that Hush Puppies made the shoes for Dr. Evil and Mini-me from Austin Powers but I don't know why I know that.
4. I don't think I have an accent.
5. I have a particular way I have to eat sandwiches.
6. I cannot write bio's about myself on web sites.
7. I hate cereal with fruit in it.
8. I can crack my thumbs
9. I can only crack my fingers if I've spent the day typing.
10. I once had an semi-erotic dream about Jonathan Ross. I have always hated Jonathan Ross, even before the dream!
11. It was only semi-erotic because he kept saying no.
12. I think Mindy Sterling is one the funniest comic actresses ever. She does a good straight roll as well.
13. I hate the font Comic Sans
14. In 2001 out of pure boredom I took two GCSE's. One in Business Machines and one in Religious Studies.
15. I never attended a lesson and had no idea what the exam would be on.
16. I got an A* for Business Machines and a B for Religious Studies.
17. That fact scares me very much.
18. I like the fact that I've found a way to make one fact about me extend over four points in this list.
19. It makes writing this list easier.
20. See how I did it again then?
21. Of course it doesn't make for interesting reading now does it if I just pad things out all the time!
22. I once sipped on ice and slid into my car.
23. Even before I saw the film Dreamcatcher I would picture my brain as a room filled with filing cabinets.
24. The fact that others do it and even put it in a film helps me think it's normal even though I know it's probably not.
25. I think that because I do that I have this incredible knowledge of crap useless facts but lose and forget the important things - which I believe happens in most filing cabinets.
26. In club once some one said to me "aren't you Gazza's friend?" I didn't understand the reference until later but then couldn't find him in the club. Once outside he was there throwing up and being told he was barred by the doormen. I laughed lots. At him. In his face. Until he breathed on me.
27. I once threw-up on over partners cock. He dumped me. I didn't blame him. I was very drunk.
28. He was the manager of a night-club and he told the staff that he dumped me because I'd cheated on him. I told them the truth. Some people still believe him. I don't care.
29. I don't like the shape of the house being built over the road. It is the same shape as our house. I love our house.
30. I desperately want a job.
31. I am quite happy for everyone to have their own opinion even if by reading my blog you'd think I'm not.
32. Battle Royale was an excellent film. Battle Royale 2 was not.
33. People who refuse to watch foreign films because they either can't be arsed to read subtitles or don't like things being dubbed shouldn't be allowed to watch films at all - in my opinion.
34. Subtitles are much better than dubbed films - in most cases.
35. I have never had a surprise birthday party.
36. I once slipped on ice and slid into the back of my own car and knocked myself out.
37. I have been hospitalised by my own dogs twice and had an ambulance called once.
38. I have injured myself a lot.
39. My cousin convinced me Smurfs were real when I was little and that if you ate them you'd die.
40. She also convinced me that small plastic toy Smurfs used to be real but were now dead and covered in rubber and sold to kids as toys.
41. I burst into tears when she put a small Smurf toy in her mouth because I thought she was going to die.
42. A few years later she pierced my ears for me with a hot needle and a cork.
43. A few years later she glued all my fingers together with super glue.
44. A few years later she stapled a hat to my head.
45. When I was 17 I ran a jewellery business with her.
46. I haven't spoken to her since 2000 and I'm happy to keep it that way.
47. I watch the Director's Commentary edition of films on DVD's
48. I'd like to own a night-club.
49. And a hotel.
50. I am too sarcastic.
51. My mother, at 5ft1, is the tallest person on her side of the family.
52. I do not find Sasha Baron Cohen funny, at all. In fact I think he is talentless.
53. I will never understand why some people in certain professions need to get paid so much. Fireman (and such like) deserve more than footballers and politicians.
54. I once tried to learn Russian for a part in a play and the only words I can now remember are atom and cat.
55. According to my pension plan I can retire at this age.
56. I haven't paid into my pension since I was 22.
57. I sing in the shower.
58. I often say exactly what I'm thinking.
59. Sometimes I say it twice because I think I've only thought it the first time.
60. I've just watched Hillie fall off the settee while scratching herself. I can't stop laughing at her and she knows it.
61. Considering I have A-level English my spelling and grammar is appalling.
62. I also have an A at GCSE Electronics.
63. I have lost count of how many times I have electrocuted myself.
64. According to BCUK I have 1195 unread posts. I will sort that when it gets to 1973. If I miss 1973 I'll have to wait until 3267.
65. I have actually read all of them in my feed reader.
66. As soon as they are on sale over here I will be buying an iPhone.
67. If I could afford it I'd have a room filled with green plants and a couple of comfy chairs.
68. If I'd did owe a night-club (see no.48) I'd call it "Twenty Ten Twenty Twenty-Nine"
69. I have a lump on the side of my head that the doctors refused to look at it.
70. It is getting bigger.
71. I do not have a favourite sandwich filling.
72. I personally think I'd be a good carpenter, I just don't have the tools to try it or the inclination to go and buy them.
73. I would not make a good plumber.
74. I am really looking forward to Berlin
75. I feel a little sense of happiness when I'm included in a friends only post.
76. My nails need cutting.
77. I'd like Brad to take part in MasterChef or Come Dine With Me as I know he'd win.
78. I would lose.
79. I used to have an "I killed Laura Palmer" sticker on my car and I thought I was so cool!
80. I have never completed a Times Crossword.
81. I have never attempted a Times Crossword.
82. From where I am sat now I can see nine sheep.
83. When we had no TV or internet I made loads of key-rings and watched approximately 144 hours of Buffy.
84. This is the year I started big school.
85. I can roast coffee beans with a popcorn roaster.
86. I can also do it with a saucepan.
87. I am questioning why I've only applied for one job connected with coffee since we moved to Ireland (and even that didn't have anything to do with roasting beans) when I seem to know so much about the bloody stuff.
88. When I finish this list I'm going to put air in my back tyre and drop Brad's memory key off to him so he can email pictures to Miss TheBoat.
89. This is the year I left big school.
90. This was a very important year for me.
91. I rarely pee standing up.
92. I paper the seat in a public loo.
93. After I've cleaned it!
94. I can put a condom up my nose and bring it out of my mouth.
95. I still haven't shaved off my "My Name Is Earl" moustache.
96. There must be another name for it?
97. I love Lego.
98. When I was eight I was shot.
99. I can make a picture frame from a piece of paper.
100. There will not be a 4th list!
